What OS are you?

Which OS are You?

If my life were a high-concept movie, it would be The Godfather (1972) meets Robots (2005).

Take the What Is Your High-Concept Movie? quiz.

I'm a Mandarin!

You're an intellectual, and you've worked hard to get where you are now. You're a strong believer in education, and you think many of the world's problems could be solved if people were more informed and more rational. You have no tolerance for sloppy or lazy thinking. It frustrates you when people who are ignorant or dishonest rise to positions of power. You believe that people can make a difference in the world, and you're determined to try.

Talent: 36%
Lifer: 38%
Mandarin: 67%

Take the Talent, Lifer, or Mandarin quiz.

Which Sports Car Are You? (Version 2.0)

I'm a Mercedes SLK!

You appreciate the finer things in life. You have a split personality - wild or conservative, depending on your mood. Wherever you go, you like to travel first class. Luxury, style, and fun - who could ask for more?

Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.

Cartoon Character Quiz

What Cartoon Character are You?

Chimp-O-Matic

Chimp-O-Matic

Two Variable Intuition Test

Much More Scientific You have: 62% SCIENTIFIC INTUITION and 40% EMOTIONAL INTUITION

The graph on the right represents your place in Intuition 2-Space. As you can see, you scored slightly below average on emotional intuition and above average on scientific intuition.Keep in mind that very few people score high on both! In effect, you can compare your two intuition scores with each other to learn what kind of intuition you're best at. Your scientific intuition is stronger than your emotional intuition. Your Emotional Intuition score is a measure of how well you understand people, especially their unspoken needs and sympathies. A high score score usually indicates social grace and persuasiveness. A low score usually means you're good at Quake. Your Scientific Intuition score tells you how in tune you are with the world around you; how well you understand your physical and intellectual environment. People with high scores here are apt to succeed in business and, of course, the sciences. Try my other test! The 3 Variable Funny Test It rules.

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 44% on Scientific You scored higher than 3% on Interpersonal

Link: The 2-Variable Intuition Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Come join my Daily Trivia Challenge
Buckaroo's Daily Challenge

What Country am I?

You're Thailand!

Calmer and more staunchly independent than almost all those around you,
you have a long history of rising above adversity. Recent adversity has led to questions
about your sexual promiscuity and the threat of disease, but you still manage to attract a
number of tourists and admirers. And despite any setbacks, you can really cook a good
meal whenever it's called for. Good enough to make people cry.
Take the Country
Quiz at the Blue Pyramid

Personality test results

I took a personality test at the Mountain Dew website today. My results:



Of course, there are only four chioces: Obi-Wan, Anakin, Darth and Yoda.

Wondermark

I would like to recommend a delightfully twisted comic, called Wondermark. As described in DrinkatWork.com:
I also want to encourage you to check out Wondermark, a gloriously demented webcomic that finally puts to rest the age-old question, "What if the illustrations from a Victorian-Era Sears & Roebuck catalogue starred in a Sid and Marty Kroft Saturday morning television series?"
I personally am enamored with strips 72, 79 and 102.

Rhinos ate my lunch

This site is just too funny not to be shared:
http://www.thoughtviper.com/inexob/arch148.html
I especially like the part about halfway through, after the Chicken in a Can.

Also, I really like this blog:
The Comics Curmedgeon
http://joshreads.com/
Quite frequently, the comments posted to the items are as good as what Josh writes initially.

Dry

A few years ago, the family was on summer vacation in Northern Wisconsin. It had been very dry and hot, not typical weather for the region. Heading back to the cabin one afternoon, my youngest son announced, "My trout is dry."
After bursting out in laughter, I told him, "That's a bad thing for a fish, better put it in some water."
My son did not find any humor in this, and to this day, still adamantly denies that he said "trout" instead of "throat," despite the fact that the other three members of his family insist he did.

My Unitarian Jihad name

My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Nunchuku of Enlightened Compassion.
Get yours.

My favorite Taoist quote

"Neither deviate from your instructions not hurry to finish." Do not force
things. It is dangerous to deviate from instructions or push for
completion. It takes a long time to do a thing properly. Once you do
something wrong, it may be too late to change it. Can you afford to be
careless?
Chuang Tzu, Inner Chapters

Another Embarrassing Story

My friend was attempting to vacuum some dead ants from around the front door of his house. They just wouldn't suck up the hose. He suspected a clog and took a look down the hose. Couldn't see anything wrong. So, he puts one end up to his mouth, and blows. Problem was, he had the other end turned toward his face. All the stuff clogging the hose comes out in a big puff, leaving him covered in dust and yuck.
Ever done a toatally stupid thing that you could have avoided if you had just thought about your actions for one more moment? I know I have.

Embarrassing stories

I threatened my friends that I would post these stories once I got a blog. So here goes:

1. My friend was dating a woman who had put on considerable weight since the beginning of their relationship. One day, while sitting in line at a fast food restaurant, his cell phone rings. It's her. "Honey, I am thinking about buying some butt beads. Do you think I should?" she asks.
"Hey, if they make your ass look smaller, go ahead," was his reply.
Understandably, this response did not go over very well.

2. My favorite bartender, for some strange reason, was discussing her SO's underwear. "He has these holes in the ass area," she told me. "I asked him, 'What do you do at work, just sit around all day and blow farts as hard as possible out of your ass and rip holes in your shorts?'"

Initial Post

I would like to recommend to any and all who peruse this site a fun diversion. Go to:
http://joshreads.com/
if you are a fan of the comics in the newspaper. Josh's comments are roll on the floor amusing at times, and the comments are usually worth reading as well.